Thursday, March 6, 2008

Occupational Hymns

IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, You will love these Occupational Hymns


Weatherman's Hymn................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Dentist's Hymn..............................Crown Him with Many Crowns

Contractor's Hymn...........................The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn.........................................Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn........................There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn............................Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn.....................Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn.....................................I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn.............................................Pass Me Not


The Electrician's Hymn.........................................Shine On Me

The Shopper's Hymn.....................................Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn............................. He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn.......................................The Great Physican

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:


65mph.................................................Nearer My God To Thee

85mph.............................................ThisWorld Is Not my Home

95mph.................................................Lord, I'm Coming Home

100mph.......................................................Precious Memories

1 Comments:

At October 31, 2009 8:44:00 AM MDT , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of oldies here. Modern songs provide much better fodder. What about tour guides (Lead Me Guide Me) firefighters (Ashes) astronomers (Creator of the Stars of Night or Day is Done) equestrians (A Stable Lamp Is Lighted) choreographers (I Danced In The Morning) bakers (One Bread One Body) burglars (Steal Away) swimming instructors (Come to the Water) carpenters (Behold The Wood) pilots (Come Away To the Skies) strip-miners (Though The Mountains May Fall) librarians (Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence) riverboat gamblers (Let Justice Roll Like A River) florists (Lo How A Rose) cardiologists (Lift Up Your Hearts) salespeople (Lord You Give The Great Commission) overtime employees (Now We Remain) pollsters (We Have Been Told) sommeliers (Send Us Your Spirit) and pediatric nurses (What Child Is This)?

Todd

 

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