For the Person Who Has Everything

...except flecks of gold in their (ahem) poop.

But that can change, thanks to Ju$t Another Rich Kid and Tobias Wong. For a mere $425, you can purchase a gold-dipped pill filled with gold flakes to increase your "self-worth."

I can't tell if this counts as conspicuous consumption, or conspicuously inconspicuous consumption. I mean, really, who's gonna know you took the pill?

Maybe it's just social commentary.

Hat tip: Anna Elias-Cesnik, who's pretty much 24K herself.